Anti-LASS Medical Stamp₽ 30Anti-LASS Medical Stamp₽ 30 · ConsumablesLibidinal revitalization in stamp form. Brown Sweatpants₽ 11Brown Sweatpants₽ 11 · ClothingPleasantly loose, and fleece-lined for extra comfort. Bubble Sneakers₽ 50Bubble Sneakers₽ 50 · ClothingKnock-off Verta9s. Camisado Ultra Sweet₽ 10Camisado Ultra Sweet₽ 10 · ConsumablesSweet and strong enough to power a small riot. Carabinero Cloak₽ 12Carabinero Cloak₽ 12 · ClothingThe defining piece of a carabinero's ensemble. Carabinero Gloves₽ 5Carabinero Gloves₽ 5 · ClothingBlack calfskin leather, made for slightly broader hands than yours. Carabinero Hat₽ 4Carabinero Hat₽ 4 · ClothingA stiff, short-brimmed cap that rides unnaturally high. Carabinero Knee-High Boots₽ 7Carabinero Knee-High Boots₽ 7 · ClothingThe soles of these heavy boots have worn thin but the iron-tipped heels remain steadfast, ready to be clacked in warning. Carabinero Shirt₽ 9Carabinero Shirt₽ 9 · ClothingA close-cut shirt that strangles the wearer. Carabinero Trousers₽ 10Carabinero Trousers₽ 10 · ClothingBearing the dirty amber stripe of authority, these trousers are known and feared around the whole of Portofiro. Colourbloc Jacket₽ 60Colourbloc Jacket₽ 60 · ClothingA stylish blazer just on the safe side of avant-garde. Distressed Shirt₽ 1Distressed Shirt₽ 1 · ClothingSometimes it's important to blend in with the unwashed masses. Ecstasy₽ 25Ecstasy₽ 25 · ConsumablesA powerful empathogen, traditionally used for telling people at raves that you love them. Faux Fur Coat₽ 30Faux Fur Coat₽ 30 · ClothingWrapped in the plastic pelt of the Party Animal, you can assume its form -- gyrating, grinning, gurning. Harlequin Shoes₽ 25Harlequin Shoes₽ 25 · ClothingCheckered shoes for a nimble tread. Hemp Sandals₽ 1Hemp Sandals₽ 1 · ClothingMircean monks used to wear hair shirts to connect them to the font of universal suffering. Interstellar Glasses₽ 7Interstellar Glasses₽ 7 · ClothingBulbous lenses promise the wearer extraterritorial insight, tilting the world towards its stranger influences.Jefa Red & Black Blend₽ 7Jefa Red & Black Blend₽ 7 · ConsumablesPremium canned coffee, for the discerning caffeine addict. Knee-High Socks and Athletic Shoes₽ 1Knee-High Socks and Athletic Shoes₽ 1 · ClothingThe cleats ground you; the world is your pitch. Leather Trousers₽ 35Leather Trousers₽ 35 · ClothingThe thin leather pants cling so tight it feels as if they're hardly being worn at all. LockpickA lockpick.₽ 30Lockpick₽ 30A lockpick.MelatoninA drug that aids in sleep quality.₽ 12Melatonin₽ 12 · ConsumablesA drug that aids in sleep quality.Mister Artista Hair Set₽ 5Mister Artista Hair Set₽ 5 · ClothingOriginally made to imitate the look of nefarious street painter 'Blackpoint'. Neurathin₽ 40Neurathin₽ 40 · ConsumablesA legitimate-looking blister pack of medication. Ouroboros Black₽ 14Ouroboros Black₽ 14 · ConsumablesLuzian cigarettes. OXEN Bock₽ 4OXEN Bock₽ 4 · ConsumablesThe people’s beer: Party Wigparty wig₽ 9Party Wig₽ 9 · Clothingparty wigPerro Pale₽ 4Perro Pale₽ 4 · ConsumablesThe most popular beer in the Developed World, called 'dog water' by both its devotees and detractors. Pocket Cocaine₽ 50Pocket Cocaine₽ 50 · ConsumablesA tiny, crinkly bag of ambition. Predaxyl₽ 30Predaxyl₽ 30 · ConsumablesA touch of bath salts and anabolic steroids. Prehistoric Weed₽ 15Prehistoric Weed₽ 15 · ConsumablesCommon denominator of human relief, found in the pockets of dockworkers and the luggages of kings alike. Priest Skirt₽ 20Priest Skirt₽ 20 · ClothingA modern rendition of a clerical wrap. Priest's Patchwork Kimono₽ 40Priest's Patchwork Kimono₽ 40 · ClothingA couturier's reconstruction of pre-Nestorite vestments. RUMBA! Canned Coffee₽ 5RUMBA! Canned Coffee₽ 5 · ConsumablesMade from beans grown in Dream of Rustam and roasted in Portofiro's Hill of Pigs neighbourhood. Shard Mezcal₽ 16Shard Mezcal₽ 16 · ConsumablesSmoky liquor, distilled from three different varieties of agave and best drunk straight.Space Program Track Top₽ 25Space Program Track Top₽ 25 · ClothingViolent red polyester, bright as a fireball. Sturdy Pony₽ 8Sturdy Pony₽ 8 · ConsumablesSmokes, Portofiran. Subcomandante Ascension Pack₽ 15Subcomandante Ascension Pack₽ 15 · ConsumablesThe mental accelerant you deserve. Superbloc, Baby₽ 40Superbloc, Baby₽ 40A novelty pop song by The False Midnights, popular a couple decades ago.Suprema 100s₽ 6Suprema 100s₽ 6 · ConsumablesSmells like home. Tailored Dark Trousers₽ 40Tailored Dark Trousers₽ 40 · ClothingTight enough to mean business, but fitted so they're not distracting. Tenebrous Maxi Skirt₽ 43Tenebrous Maxi Skirt₽ 43 · ClothingA no-nonsense ankle-length skirt, dark as night. Ultra Violeta T-Shirt₽ 17Ultra Violeta T-Shirt₽ 17 · ClothingMerch, a declaration of allegiance. Vaquero Boots₽ 18Vaquero Boots₽ 18 · ClothingOnce used for hard labour, these boots found new life in strutting, starring in many 'sorry-about-last-night' nights. Velvet Jumpsuit₽ 50Velvet Jumpsuit₽ 50 · ClothingCovered from ankle to chest in a warm layer of individual microthreads, wearing this feels vaguely like being licked by some immense, soft creature.Wiśnia Brand Schnapps[Portofiran liqueur]₽ 11Wiśnia Brand Schnapps₽ 11 · Consumables[Portofiran liqueur]Wiśnia Hard Gummies₽ 2Wiśnia Hard Gummies₽ 2 · ConsumablesPortofiro's favourite cherry-ish liqueur, now in non-alcoholic, chewable form. Wiśnia Schnapps 'On-Tour'₽ 7Wiśnia Schnapps 'On-Tour'₽ 7 · ConsumablesUltra-concentrated schnapps, sold in a tiny bottle due to its high alcohol content. Yellow Sunglasses₽ 13Yellow Sunglasses₽ 13 · ClothingTortoise shell frame, yellow lenses.