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'Blood Type: Hecatomb"'Blood Type: Hecatomb"A novel by H.S. 
'Condolences for My Actions''Condolences for My Actions'An apology card with a touch of funerary aesthetic.
'Cover The Moon When I'm Gone' Disc'Cover The Moon When I'm Gone' DiscThe crown jewel of Luzian electro-pop. 
'SS I'm Sorry''SS I'm Sorry'An apology card featuring a remorseful boat. 
'The Shadow Mother''The Shadow Mother'A dense psychology book. 
Adolescent ToothAdolescent ToothNot a baby tooth, though it came from the mouth of a minor. 
Ancient BombAncient BombIndustrial-grade plasticine rigged to a decades-old detonator. 
Anti-LASS Medical StampAnti-LASS Medical StampLibidinal revitalization in stamp form. 
Badly Taken PhotosBadly Taken PhotosTwo figures drowned in colourful smears. 
Bagman PosterBagman PosterThe man with the paper bag on his head implores you to join him in his search for The Truth.
Blood Golem AlbumBlood Golem AlbumA shard of Portofiro's filthiest gutter-birthed tunes. 
Boar KibblesBoar KibblesYou can smell the salty funk of ‘HAPPY HOG’ boar pellets through the bag.Bolt CuttersBolt CuttersHeavy-duty steel jaws with rubber-grip handles. 
Bomb (in Pelota Kit Bag)Bomb (in Pelota Kit Bag)Guaranteed annihilation, safely ensconced for the time being in a sweaty gym bag.
Chain-cuttersA chain-cutter.Chain-cuttersA chain-cutter.
Compromising PhotoCompromising PhotoYou don’t photograph well – never have, never will – but this may be the worst photo of you that anyone’s ever taken.
Cosmonaut FigurineKarolina's toyCosmonaut FigurineKarolina's toy
Creepy Medical DummyCreepy Medical DummyAn uncanny rendition of a human. 
Crumpled PoemCrumpled PoemThe guilty poet hoped this rejection would be buried and forgotten. 
Culturally Insensitive SouvenirCulturally Insensitive SouvenirRaposeira, Iron War Queen of the Luzian fleet. 
Dante's Exit PapersDante's Exit PapersExit papers for AUGUSTINO, DANTE. 
Death WhistleDeath WhistleA human skull frozen in mid-scream, adorned by ritualistic symbols. 
Developed PhotosDeveloped PhotosYour intrusion on a stranger’s intimate, private moment, preserved forever on silver halide and cellulose acetate.
Editor-in-Chief's Fancy PenEditor-in-Chief's Fancy PenThe barrel is inlaid abalone. 
Entity Containment VesselEntity Containment VesselOriginally made to bring back samples of extra-terrestrial matter, it is now the new home of whatever you extracted from HOLOCENE's skull.
FuckwandFuckwandThe Pre-Breeder 6ZR. 
HOLOCENE's Multi-Titled ThesisHOLOCENE's Multi-Titled ThesisAn eight-hundred-ish tome written by Operant HOLOCENE. 
Intriguing Coffee PosterIntriguing Coffee PosterThe harder you try to interpret this poster, the more you wish you had a canned coffee right now.
LockpickA lockpick.₽ 30Lockpick₽ 30A lockpick.
Lucky BottleLucky BottleAn empty bottle of Oxen Bock, miraculously intact after falling to the bottom of the rocket silo. 
Luzian Imprinting DeviceLuzian Imprinting DeviceA sleek device with flawless curves. 
Model Train 'Chrysanthemum Sorrow'Model Train 'Chrysanthemum Sorrow'A toy for rich adults, now repaired. 
Model Train PartModel Train PartA broken fragment of a very expensive model train. 
Model Train WheelModel Train WheelThe revolving fragment of a highly expensive and broken model train. 
Modified Pipe Gun with Push FeedModified Pipe Gun with Push FeedA primitive aberration held together by melted plastic and tape, it nonetheless fires real bullets. 
Monkey PlushieMonkey PlushieA prime example of the Cuddlus Fuzzi genus. 
Mould SampleMould SampleIt grows in the cool darkness of the abandoned silo, a formless superorganism spanning three underground floors. 
Mysterious Red DiscA crimson disc containing unknowable content.Mysterious Red DiscA crimson disc containing unknowable content.
Noscorrentes Literary Magazine, Spring IssueNoscorrentes Literary Magazine, Spring IssueThe pastel tones and delicate formatting leave little room for doubt: 
Ombre Hombre (Vol. 5, Issue 8)A Ombre Hombre comic book.Ombre Hombre (Vol. 5, Issue 8)A Ombre Hombre comic book.
Ombre Hombre PosterOmbre Hombre PosterThe man of shadows strides through this poster from the Ombre Hombre comic book series. 
Ozone SyringeOzone SyringeHypothetically, one would use this ultra-concentrated oxygen to treat an intracranial ‘chimera verde’ fungal infection. 
Personal PoemPersonal PoemThe disgorged contents of your soul, in poem format. 
Phone Numbers from Gonza's DeskPhone Numbers from Gonza's DeskThree sets of digits scrawled on a page ripped from a prescription pad. 
Photo FramePhoto FrameAn empty photo frame, sold at the Shrine to the Deathless Heroes of Techno-Fascism as an offering for those who forgot to bring one with them.
Photo Of Your Whole Sick CrewPhoto Of Your Whole Sick CrewPortofiro, 91. 
Poem (Mediocre)Poem (Mediocre)A poem, technically. 
Poem (Ultra-Minimalist)Poem (Ultra-Minimalist)There are about seven words distributed throughout the page. 
Poem FacsimilePoem FacsimileThe paper looks the way a submission to a poetry magazine ought to, though the contents leave something to the imagination.
Project AUTONOMÍA Final RecordingProject AUTONOMÍA Final RecordingPortofiro's only space mission did not explode upon takeoff, as is generally believed.