Aviator SunglassesAviator SunglassesClothingNon-standard sunglasses, but one carabinero favoured them anyway -- especially for nursing hangovers. Basic Dress ShirtBasic Dress ShirtClothingCreased and still bearing the scent of sad doctor.Black HatBlack HatClothingA stiff hat that evokes summer estates and sensible tax loopholes. Black JacketBlack JacketClothingYou may have no rank to pull in real life, but epaulettes always make you feel in-charge.Black Rim EyeglassesBlack Rim EyeglassesClothingThe world bulges under the magnifying glass effect of these thick prescription glasses.The old man they belonged to will be helpless without them, while he remains alive.Black SunglassesBlack SunglassesClothingOne-way mirrors to the world. Blue Rim SunglassesBlue Rim SunglassesClothingThe world's got no right to see your bloodshot eyes. Brown Paper BagBrown Paper BagClothingAny eyes that look out through the rectangular slit in this paper bag shine with a glimmer of madness.Brown Sweatpants₽ 11Brown Sweatpants₽ 11 · ClothingPleasantly loose, and fleece-lined for extra comfort. Bubble Sneakers₽ 50Bubble Sneakers₽ 50 · ClothingKnock-off Verta9s. Carabinero Cloak₽ 12Carabinero Cloak₽ 12 · ClothingThe defining piece of a carabinero's ensemble. Carabinero Gloves₽ 5Carabinero Gloves₽ 5 · ClothingBlack calfskin leather, made for slightly broader hands than yours. Carabinero Hat₽ 4Carabinero Hat₽ 4 · ClothingA stiff, short-brimmed cap that rides unnaturally high. Carabinero Knee-High Boots₽ 7Carabinero Knee-High Boots₽ 7 · ClothingThe soles of these heavy boots have worn thin but the iron-tipped heels remain steadfast, ready to be clacked in warning. Carabinero Shirt₽ 9Carabinero Shirt₽ 9 · ClothingA close-cut shirt that strangles the wearer. Carabinero Trousers₽ 10Carabinero Trousers₽ 10 · ClothingBearing the dirty amber stripe of authority, these trousers are known and feared around the whole of Portofiro. Colourbloc Jacket₽ 60Colourbloc Jacket₽ 60 · ClothingA stylish blazer just on the safe side of avant-garde. Cool Teen GlovesCool Teen GlovesClothingFingerless, expressly for the purpose of showing off sparkly nails and hand-tattoos. Distressed Shirt₽ 1Distressed Shirt₽ 1 · ClothingSometimes it's important to blend in with the unwashed masses. Elegant Black GlovesElegant Black GlovesClothingHandwear favoured by Tsun's Arc's upper class. Faux Fur Coat₽ 30Faux Fur Coat₽ 30 · ClothingWrapped in the plastic pelt of the Party Animal, you can assume its form -- gyrating, grinning, gurning. Feather-White SneakersFeather-White SneakersClothingCushioned to provide the lightest of steps for those who labour on their feet all day. Feline Paper BagFeline Paper BagClothingTrademark attire and sole identifier of the conspiracy TV personality known as Subcomandante Bagman, now upgraded with cat whiskers for a sly and mischievous aura.Harlequin Shoes₽ 25Harlequin Shoes₽ 25 · ClothingCheckered shoes for a nimble tread. Hemp Sandals₽ 1Hemp Sandals₽ 1 · ClothingMircean monks used to wear hair shirts to connect them to the font of universal suffering. High-Grip GlovesHigh-Grip GlovesClothingThe rough pads on the inside of these gloves generate so much friction, you practically stick to things.Interstellar Glasses₽ 7Interstellar Glasses₽ 7 · ClothingBulbous lenses promise the wearer extraterritorial insight, tilting the world towards its stranger influences.Jockey BootsJockey BootsClothingShiny shiny. Kimono RobeKimono RobeClothingOil-slick satin adorned with garish, 'exotic' motifs. Knee-High Socks and Athletic Shoes₽ 1Knee-High Socks and Athletic Shoes₽ 1 · ClothingThe cleats ground you; the world is your pitch. Leather HarnessLeather HarnessClothingAn exquisite piece of fetish gear. Leather Trousers₽ 35Leather Trousers₽ 35 · ClothingThe thin leather pants cling so tight it feels as if they're hardly being worn at all. Limpador BootsLimpador BootsClothingRubberised, thigh-high protection -- standard among Portofiran cleaning crews. Limpador GlovesLimpador GlovesClothingThese thick, rubbery mittens were made for protection, not dexterity. Limpador HoodLimpador HoodClothingThick rubber and a hard plastic screen complete this hermetic cage for your head. Limpador PantsLimpador PantsClothingHeavy-duty rubber, cut with a billowing silhouette. Limpador SuitLimpador SuitClothingSemi-flexible armour, made to insulate the wearer from foul odours, toxic chemicals, and other assorted biohazards.Mascot HeadMascot HeadClothingMr. Mesh BodysuitMesh BodysuitClothingA simulation of skin. Mister Artista Hair Set₽ 5Mister Artista Hair Set₽ 5 · ClothingOriginally made to imitate the look of nefarious street painter 'Blackpoint'. Neck BraceNeck BraceClothingKeeps your head on straight. Nestor T-ShirtNestor T-ShirtClothingA print of Sweet Nestor gently cradling his own infant self. Newspaper HatNewspaper HatClothingYesterday's headlines, today's headwear. Party Wigparty wig₽ 9Party Wig₽ 9 · Clothingparty wigPelota HatPelota HatClothingMakes your head look like a giant pelota ball. Pelota JumperPelota JumperClothingOfficial jumper for Quisach PC, year 96. Pelota ShortsPelota ShortsClothingDynamic, airy, with a slit at the thigh. Pencil SkirtPencil SkirtClothingMade from a wrinkle-free synthetic blend. Pink MiniskirtPink MiniskirtClothingMass-produced in Agora Minor. Pink Round SunniesPink Round SunniesClothingThe proverbial 'rose-coloured glasses', for looking out at an eternally candy-coloured world.