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Brown Paper Bag

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Any eyes that look out through the rectangular slit in this paper bag shine with a glimmer of madness.

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You're not going to just wear that boring, brown paper bag, are you? It's an insult to the rich tradition of facial ornaments.

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You're not going to just wear that boring, brown paper bag, are you? It's an insult to the rich tradition of facial ornaments.

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"No it wasn't. I can tell even though you have a bag on your head." She looks at you in disbelief. "You're a liar."Maximum opacity. 1) Face covered 2) Bulky clothing -- both of which you already carry. Good. You need maximum opacity. You have enough to cover your face, but you need loose or bulky clothing. Find some."Well, I can see the stress pulling down on your body... you don't look like you're in a place to be giving out sound financial advice.""Wallah, is this a joke?" The man opposite you tilts his eye to the side, studying your covered face."Wallah, what is this?" He stares at your covered face, and your garments.Even through your face covering the fumes singe the hairs inside your nose and leave a weird coating in your respiratory tracts.You lift your mask and pout your lips, ready for the big sexy betrayal.You lift your mask with one hand and cup her chin with the other, bringing her toward you.Would be a lot easier to see if you didn't have a paper bag over your head."Bold." He aims a finger at your covered head. "What is this?"You find you can't, given your headgear. Your face is a secret you've elected to keep even from yourself.It strikes you, a few moments late, that you really shouldn't be showing your face on live television."Even with your face covered, your artifices are painfully transparent. I wonder… which of us are you trying to fool?""Fortunately, you've already taken up the bag. This bodes well for our interview.""Foreign woman. Mircean accent. Paper bag covering her face. Sound familiar?""And what in fuck are you doing with that bag on your head?""Are you making some kind of face? I can't tell under the bag. Either way, come and see."

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