Subcomandante Bagman

"We'll meet again, sooner or later."

"Welcome back to our program, Lieutenant Prophet Wilk." He raises his hands and claps slowly for the cameras.

"You see this, viewers? We were right to struggle so hard and so long. And now, the superweapon is in our possession."

Out of the corner of your eye you catch sight of him saluting you back.

"Can't blame you, seeing how it's currently in the possession of an insane man with a popular television program."

"Unfortunately said weapon is currently in the possession of an insane man with a popular television program."