Ozone SyringeOzone SyringeHypothetically, one would use this ultra-concentrated oxygen to treat an intracranial ‘chimera verde’ fungal infection. Personal PoemPersonal PoemThe disgorged contents of your soul, in poem format. Phone Numbers from Gonza's DeskPhone Numbers from Gonza's DeskThree sets of digits scrawled on a page ripped from a prescription pad. Photo FramePhoto FrameAn empty photo frame, sold at the Shrine to the Deathless Heroes of Techno-Fascism as an offering for those who forgot to bring one with them.Photo Of Your Whole Sick CrewPhoto Of Your Whole Sick CrewPortofiro, 91. Poem (Mediocre)Poem (Mediocre)A poem, technically. Poem (Ultra-Minimalist)Poem (Ultra-Minimalist)There are about seven words distributed throughout the page. Poem FacsimilePoem FacsimileThe paper looks the way a submission to a poetry magazine ought to, though the contents leave something to the imagination.Project AUTONOMÍA Final RecordingProject AUTONOMÍA Final RecordingPortofiro's only space mission did not explode upon takeoff, as is generally believed. PrybarA prybar.PrybarA prybar.Ramses' CricketsRamses' CricketsCustom-made wiretapping devices, courtesy of Ramses Tayed Al-Fatik Molloy. Reconstructed Red DiscReconstructed Red Disc‘Ultra Violeta: Rohrenmacht 12-B PistolRohrenmacht 12-B PistolA familiarly unostentatious semi-automatic pistol; small calibre, low recoil impulse, procured with love. ScrewdriverA screwdriver.ScrewdriverA screwdriver.Sensuous Business CardSensuous Business CardFull, luscious lips whisper into a plastic telephone receiver: Sock Purchase OrderSock Purchase OrderProof of intent to buy a meagre number of Superbloc socks, signed by 'Carmuna Pessoa'.SpringsSpringsHigh-tension copper, veteran of a thousand tosses and turns.
Clothing
Party Wigparty wig₽ 9Party Wig₽ 9 · Clothingparty wigPelota HatPelota HatClothingMakes your head look like a giant pelota ball. Pelota JumperPelota JumperClothingOfficial jumper for Quisach PC, year 96. Pelota ShortsPelota ShortsClothingDynamic, airy, with a slit at the thigh. Pencil SkirtPencil SkirtClothingMade from a wrinkle-free synthetic blend. Pink MiniskirtPink MiniskirtClothingMass-produced in Agora Minor. Pink Round SunniesPink Round SunniesClothingThe proverbial 'rose-coloured glasses', for looking out at an eternally candy-coloured world.Pinstripe TrousersPinstripe TrousersClothingSensible, straight legged, and clinched around the waist for appropriately bureaucratic discomfort.Portofiran Hang JacketPortofiran Hang JacketClothing50% synthetic, 50% 'mixed textiles'. Priest Skirt₽ 20Priest Skirt₽ 20 · ClothingA modern rendition of a clerical wrap. Priest's Patchwork Kimono₽ 40Priest's Patchwork Kimono₽ 40 · ClothingA couturier's reconstruction of pre-Nestorite vestments. Project AUTONOMÍA Space JacketProject AUTONOMÍA Space JacketClothingMilitary chic meets orbital dreams. Puffy Sleeve ShirtPuffy Sleeve ShirtClothingArtistic. Purple Collared ShirtPurple Collared ShirtClothingLoose fitting silk with a pattern of kelp forests. Quisach Pelota Club VisorQuisach Pelota Club VisorClothingA high-vis display of loyalty, reminiscent of a silk moth -- Quisach PC's mascot. Sacrophobe Zero-G TrousersSacrophobe Zero-G TrousersClothingAnti-flex weave meets minimalist luxury -- perfectly fitted for a space officer. Shaggy Wig & False BeardShaggy Wig & False BeardClothingMeant to evoke wisdom and rugged masculinity. Silvery Tank TopSilvery Tank TopClothingNeck protected, guns out. Smoking Paper BagSmoking Paper BagClothingA wearable paper bag now upgraded with a drawn-on cigarette for a cool and mysterious aura.Space Program Memorial BottomsSpace Program Memorial BottomsClothingManufactured in 76, before the ill-fated launch of 77. Space Program Track Top₽ 25Space Program Track Top₽ 25 · ClothingViolent red polyester, bright as a fireball. Spacecraft Specialist CapSpacecraft Specialist CapClothingA soft-shell relic, once donned by technicians who could calculate re-entry vectors in their sleep. Spiked ChokerSpiked ChokerClothingSays ‘keep away’ – or ‘come closer’, if you’re into that.Spiked CuffsSpiked CuffsClothingIron studs and cracked leather, heavy as the Ombre Hombre's own conscience. Splash BootsSplash BootsClothingIt rains about half the year in Portofiro – you can buy boots just like these in any corner shop.
Perro Pale₽ 4Perro Pale₽ 4 · ConsumablesThe most popular beer in the Developed World, called 'dog water' by both its devotees and detractors. Pocket Cocaine₽ 50Pocket Cocaine₽ 50 · ConsumablesA tiny, crinkly bag of ambition. Predaxyl₽ 30Predaxyl₽ 30 · ConsumablesA touch of bath salts and anabolic steroids. Prehistoric Weed₽ 15Prehistoric Weed₽ 15 · ConsumablesCommon denominator of human relief, found in the pockets of dockworkers and the luggages of kings alike. RUMBA! Canned Coffee₽ 5RUMBA! Canned Coffee₽ 5 · ConsumablesMade from beans grown in Dream of Rustam and roasted in Portofiro's Hill of Pigs neighbourhood. Shard Mezcal₽ 16Shard Mezcal₽ 16 · ConsumablesSmoky liquor, distilled from three different varieties of agave and best drunk straight.