THE DEVELOPED WORLD

Years of living in the People’s Republics have left you defenceless against the Developed World’s most semiotically advanced advertisements. This requires further exploration followed by a ruthless auto-critique.

The most popular beer in the Developed World, called 'dog water' by both its devotees and detractors. Tastes the way your piss might taste after a day of drinking a better beer.

Your pockets are looking a bit empty. Everything feels a bit harder now. You’ve just learned a valuable lesson: In the Developed World, the real crime is being poor.