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Easy

Tortured in the back of a pet shop. Fucking hell.

Challenging

Is... he her gäng? Is she better off without üs?

Challenging

Bullshit. We have tight posters. That's a wall rug.

Easy

Collecting cups, collecting friends, it all works in your favour.

Medium

We can rub it in their little faces!

Medium

Hopefully he went out riding the high white hörse. All the way to heaven.

Medium

Gäng's very troubled. The secret feds darked out our friend.

Easy

Controller's here! Gäng, scätter!

Medium

A chance to put the gäng back together.

Challenging

It wasn't supposed to be this way. A gäng must grow to survive.

Medium

No way, she hates us. Can't häng with gäng.

Medium

Then why the hell aren't we lighting up right now?!

Legendary

If we love wrinkles so much, why aren't we smoking?

Easy

It's not us that's obscene, it's the age. We're just fitting in.

Easy

'Noscorrentes Review' -- the secret jail's location, bright and shiny. That's why the old spy wanted us to fetch it.

Medium

We can't stand for this disrespect any longer. Time to Assemble!

Easy

If the world would deny us even these small pleasures, then we should deny the world its ill-gotten cash.

Trivial

No need to muck about here with fiddly little things. Let's just tip the sucker over!

Trivial

Who's Placid Wolf's guy? Where can we get some?

Easy

She's got pens to spare -- we don't. Let's nick it.

Easy

Our faceless mistress with the wrought iron soul.

Medium

Utterly excruciating, the way these seconds pass.

Medium

This is the kind of bag-on-bag action the villains at the top want to deny the world.

Easy

What else are they hiding from us?!

Easy

Does that make us the last of a once-proud hybrid race?

Easy

Yeah, she did it to us in the basement!

Medium

Become foam-gäng.

Challenging

It's our sad place, our pain zone. Everybody fucking get ready.

Medium

Oh no, oh no. We've made her cry.

Formidable

Medium

She's a raging cunt full of knives.

Medium

Hold on, that's this woman's sister?

Formidable

Challenging

Keep it, sick wolf stuff!

Challenging

Medium

One of us, until the end.

Medium

Do we need to be part of his gäng? Seems like the safest option.

Easy

Massive. We want it big enough to drop something with hooves.

Trivial

Crap, the Azzurri delivery man. Get the gun.

Challenging

How can we not love him? He's got all the makings of a top-tier gäng member. Solid right through.

Medium

Shit. We're about to get shot for a third time.

Medium

Ghost gäng. Huddle up.

Easy

They were just blowing off steam. Bit of a brawl never hurt anyone!

Easy

Our sleeping brother.

Easy

A hundred strong. If only they could move as öne.

Easy

Those pop-head teenagers wanted glitter? Give them tabloid grime. Heartbreak on private jets. Tonguing a dictator and suing your label on the same day. Put on the fur, smile never -- watch them kneel.

Trivial

This would definitely outfuck that other coat she was going on about.

Easy

This is it -- our comeback tour coat. Post-scandal. Post-overdose. Post-prison. Portofiro 96, baby. Half the crowd dies, the other half name their kids after you.

Challenging

Find that coat and fuck it up.

Medium

She means we don't look like history set sail to 'Fuck It Island' and left us standing on the shore wondering what happened.