"The siege of tasteless banality continues..."

"The siege of tasteless banality continues..."

"Each replay docks you five hundred brain cells."

"You think a broken laser disc is sharp enough to sever a major artery?"

"The labels don't even match."

"I'll file this under 'keyboard molestation, unrepentant'..."

"I can't endure much more. Your friendly neighbourhood media vendor is casket ready."

"Tote bag, incoming."

"Another sale, another Replayer bukkake..."

"Einzeltone XR... Too pure a format for this crooked world."

"Go on then, gorge yourselves."

"I am the toilet now."