"Stand back, police operation in progress."

"Stand back, police operation in progress."

"The Zone of Obtrusion..."

"Party Alley GMs should be handling this."

"Aunt Carmuna can't push Maurito around forever."

"This itch is killing me..."

"Can't wait for my transfer to come through."

"A monkey..."

"These pants are really strangling the fellows."

grunts

"Move along."

"Was that a boar?"

"I should have a stool to sit on."

"Honour, glory, and... er...."

rabid scratching