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Easy

A hundred strong. If only they could move as öne.

Easy

Those pop-head teenagers wanted glitter? Give them tabloid grime. Heartbreak on private jets. Tonguing a dictator and suing your label on the same day. Put on the fur, smile never -- watch them kneel.

Trivial

This would definitely outfuck that other coat she was going on about.

Easy

This is it -- our comeback tour coat. Post-scandal. Post-overdose. Post-prison. Portofiro 96, baby. Half the crowd dies, the other half name their kids after you.

Challenging

Find that coat and fuck it up.

Medium

She means we don't look like history set sail to 'Fuck It Island' and left us standing on the shore wondering what happened.

Medium

What are we doing? They're children, they're not used to gäng-level talk.

Easy

Easy

Zoe the zapper. We know your name now, bitch.

Easy

We're not seriously going to give a kid an actual gun, are we? Not cool, sis.

Easy

We're really gonna grass up HOLOCENE to the bosses? Narc behaviour. Disappointed in us.

Easy

Narc Central! And for what? Bitch isn't even thankful.

Easy

We can never look him in the face again. First of the gäng to narc.

Easy

Last resort? Fuck that. We are the first and last resort!

Medium

Nickin' meds by the trolley. Proper smash and grab.

Easy

Unless we don't call him. You've already got us, you don't need him too.

Easy

Why didn't we think of that?

Easy

A fraction of the gang reunites! Not all is lost.

Medium

We remember hazy footage of a bright flame on a small television screen...

Challenging

She should be the one grovelling to the gäng. For being a bitch in our midst.

Challenging

He thinks we're weird! First impression in wreck and ruin!

Medium

Füüüüüüüüüüüüüüüück off!

Medium

Füüüüüüüüüüüüüüüück this, no, boring.

Legendary

Sounds like school. Fück school.

Challenging

Büllshit! He's afraid of feeling things, which is different.

Easy

A moment of silence -- Eszti has found new gäng.

Easy

Now he thinks we narc hard! Soon the entire Campaign will know!

Easy

Shit, should we have been doing that? A gäng uniform?

Legendary

We fucked up so bad, Hersh, they're never gonna let us through now!

Easy

Then they'll see... they'll all see how cool we really are...

Easy

They're going to think you're a phoney. A fraud. A poseur!

Challenging

The moment we've been waiting for our entire life, Herschen. Stoop to the occasion. Trepan him.

Challenging

Job status: bötched.

Challenging

Warming up is for pussies. We're in the big leagues now, Hersh. Gäng under the lights.

Formidable

We're going in with that thing. Straight through the bonescreen.

Medium

Cöward! When will we ever have this opportunity again? Drill, drill, drill!

Medium

GÄNG! ARE YOU OUT THERE?

Medium

Gäng's skipped psychic town.

Medium

Psyching herself up. Gathering her gäng.

Medium

Shake it off, Hersh, we'll KO the fucker in the next round.

Medium

We've fucked up a nerve in there somewhere.

Formidable

Bust our way in.

Easy

Its condition is pristine, as though it were pressed yesterday -- for us, and us alone.

Challenging

Mocking us like a playground bully. We thought we move past those days...

Easy

We're not trading gäng for loot!

Medium

How are we supposed to know what a monkey thinks 'premium' means, though?

Medium

He is going to fück it, right? Sick. We should wätch.

Medium

Ghost gäng. Huddle up.

Medium

Gäng don't fuck with ghosts. Scatter.

Medium

Not so fancy now, are you? Take this, nib.