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"Whatever you did to the hogger, he looks proper sad for once." The old pilot tips his drink to you.

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"Whatever you did to the hogger, he looks proper sad for once." The old pilot tips his drink to you.
"Finally some decency around here."

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"If you're pilots, why are you on the ground?"
"Ex-pilots." He growls.
"Does João there look like he could get anything up, let alone a plane?" He gestures towards the silent one.
"I wouldn't bet against him."
"Hh hh'ck hh'ck..." A kind rasping chuckle escapes from the throat of the man in question, but he still doesn't say anything.
Cold ReadDC 13
Absent intensity. It's impossible to tell how much he even understands.
"What's his deal?"
"That's Loud João. He doesn't talk much."
"I'm PIGEON. That's SLAVA over there."

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"I'm PIGEON. And as for your friend, that's SLAVA." He nods at the cigar-smoker.
"How'd you get those call signs?"
"'Slava' used to be the name of a fish import company out of the North, my main cargo for a while. Packages stunk to high hell." He throws the ball to PIGEON.
"Guess." He jerks his head at you.
Grey MatterDC 11
Callsigns aren't meant to be flattering. So if he was named after a bird known for its wayfinding...
"Bad with directions?"
"Allegedly."
"Man's got no compass. Him couldn't make it to the payphone without using radar."
"Joke's on you all anyway. I never minded pigeons. Tough little fuckers."

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"A nuisance bird. Eats cigarette butts."
"Ha. Sure, why not."
Grey MatterDC 11
A dirty little city bird. A winged rat.
"I don't really care, to be honest."
"Not really worth caring."

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"I don't know, your nose?"
"Good to know." (Change topic.)
"If you say so." He shakes his head.

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"So he's João, you two are...?"
"Loud João" He corrects you. "He doesn't talk much."
"Honestly, none of you do."
"Wrong. Me is a man of the skies, blondie, I'm just between landings at the moment."
Grey MatterDC 8
'Permanently'.
PersonalismDC 9
A big hit of his own dwindling supply gives the old man a fleeting high.
"What kind of pilots were you?"
"I did 'clockwork freight'. Perishable goods -- fruits, marrowfish, whatever spoils quick."
"Military." A haughty tone to his voice.
RecordsDC 13
The ranking system amongst pilots is all but official -- military is highest, followed by commercial, then cargo, then finally leisure. Jet pilots likewise command more respect than those flying traditional rotor planes.
"Hhewjj..." João's lips move, but the only sound that escapes them is an airy rasp.
SensorsDC 9
The saliva smacking in his throat and mouth is louder than any words formed.
Cold ReadDC 14
Tracing the shapes his mouth makes, you manage to make out the words 'I was', 'people', and 'land'.
"You were... people... land?"
"Sweet thing's got ears on her."
"Loud João was what they call a 'Lamprey'. People smuggler."
"You mean like human trafficking?"
"Legally, yes. But all his cargo were there voluntarily. Desperate, in fact."
"João ran low-altitudes missions in and out of the Territories for, what, ten years?"
"Yhhc." He nods.
RecordsDC 9
'Territories' meaning, in this case, La Luz's island states -- briefly independent, now reannexed.
EntanglementDC 12
Far below the normal region of air traffic, almost skimming the dark water, a shuddering cargo plane crosses the Noscorrentes Sea, lights dimmed.
"Sick."
"Sick is what they do to you when they catch you." He nods at João.
Loud João just stares at you, his mouth twisted into a humourless grin.
PersonalismDC 10
What they did to him is the reason why he can't speak.
"Of course, a more technical pilot might have made it out, but.." He shrugs and takes a long sip of schnapps.

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"Refugee flights, then?"
"Call them whatever you want. They wanted out."
"High-risk, high reward." (Nod.)
"Just high risk. The only reward is what happens to you when you get caught."
Loud João just stares at you, his mouth twisted into a humourless grin.
InstinctsDC 10
His reward was severe.
"That's way cooler than whatever you all were doing."
"Hhh'ck hh'ck!" Phlegmy chortles erupt from the man.
"Why do they call them Lampreys?
"Coyote of the seas." SLAVA recites, tiredly, as though rehearsed.
"He can't speak?"
"Oh, he can speak, just not a whole lot of sound comes out. A question of vocal cords."
"Cargo, military, disturbing whispering. Got it."
"What, João?"
"Hhggtl jjec..." Again, purposeful movement of the lips is accompanied only by breathy and mucosal noises.
"So where are you guys from?"
"Officially? We're Luzian." He chortles, and his companions join in.
"Hh'ck hh'cl hhjj!" Loud João's glottis spasms in silent mirth. Even PIGEON permits himself a chuckle.

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"I don't get the joke."
"We're exiles. The Reunión came for us. We came here."
PersonalismDC 8
The laughter leaves in its wake something like conversational scar tissue.

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"Coming from somewhere else doesn't in itself make you exiles, you know?"
"Heh. Well, I still have my Tenantry passport, stamped and all. Could fly back any day."
ShadowplayDC 10
A particularly brutal annexation, the Tenantries were razed almost to the ground. What remains is a shrunken capital surrounded by non-arable land.
"Is there anything left to go back to?"
"Would you look at that, a Mircean who actually knows something about the world."
"Course there is, sugar. Bright sun. Sandy beaches. A mass grave somewhere with the bones of my parents." He smirks bitterly.
Grey MatterDC 9
A joke in poor taste. A stamped passport for a country that no longer exists.

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"You sure that's a good idea?"
"Oh, sure. And end up like João here, or worse?"
StatehoodDC 10
THE TECHNO-FASCISTS WOULD BRAND HIM THE SECOND HE LANDED, AND HE KNOWS IT. THEN THEY WOULD GET CREATIVE.
He spreads his mouth open in a vast, unpleasant grin.
"Then why don't you?"
"Nice. Good to have options."
All three of the old man break into synchronous fits of humourless laughter.
SensorsDC 13
A chorus of hacking coughs, like cats throwing up furballs in unison.
"How'd you get here?"
The pilots exchange a look in silence.
"Tell you what, Mircea. You grease my gullet, I'll tell you some fucked up stories."
PoeticsDC 11
He means 'buy me a round'.
SensorsDC 11
You know what he means, but you can't help it: an apple-sized dollop of lard melts between hand and chest as you massage grey-tufted folds of old skin.

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"You think the Reunión is coming for Portofiro, too?"
"If it is, I won't be around to see it. Liver's on its way out. Cancer will get me before the Luzians do."
Cold ReadDC 10
That smirk. Like he's somehow gotten one over on fate.
SensorsDC 12
The signs are clear if you know what to look for: jaundiced skin, bilirubin-choked. The disease has taken hold.

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"Maybe you should stop drinking."
"And what? Prolong the terminal phase? Yeah, brilliant idea."
"Those charlatans do love a dramatic prognosis, though."
"Anyway -- you're the foreigner here, Mircea, so you tell us. The Luzians -- think they'll be here any time soon?"

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ShadowplayDC 9
The subject, whether immediate or eventual, of the negotiations the prisoner told you about.
Grey MatterDC 10
Were the talks not currently on hold, Portofiro would be being carved up by the drunken and otherwise degenerate diplomats representing the two rival powers of EMTERR and La Luz even now.

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"How the hell should I know?"
"Either way, that's for you lot to worry about. I'm out the door."

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"They think Portofiro's their territory. If they can take it back, they will."
"Mm. Hear that? Smart and good looking."
"I have it on good authority that it's being discussed this very moment."
"Hmm..." He looks at you differently.
PersonalismDC 9
Doused with cold water, all three of the pilots seem to sober up as your words hit them.
PoeticsDC 12
Fantasies of refuelling planes that no longer exist run through their eyes.
ShadowplayDC 7
Spilling the People's secrets to the first drunkards you meet. This is why your internal clearance level is currently 'DO NOT INFORM'.
"You've been hanging out with the wrong crowd, sweet thing. Only bad people know good authorities."
"I'm one of those bad people."
"I'm just messing with you, I don't know shit."
"I wouldn't sweat it. It's just talk."
"And who's going to swoop in? Will Sweet Nestor emerge astride a white boar, death squads at his back?"

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"Hwwrrch!" A whistle comes out of Loud João's throat that may or may not be an imitation of a boar's battle-squeal.
Sweet Nestor, famed dictator of Portofiro from some forty years back. Loved and reviled in equal measure, there's no denying he was a larger than life personality.
StatehoodDC 14
THE APPETITE OF EMPIRE IS SLEEPLESS AND INSATIABLE.
"Cancer's just a conspiracy made up by doctors to sell more cancer medicine."
"Conspiracy or not, Mircea, I'm dying anyway."
"She's right, though. Them doctors are a bunch of jokers. Almost as bad as suits."
"Time to crank up the drinking. Go out in style."
"Working on it." He nods formally and pours out another one for you. "Cheers."
"Cheers."
A few hundred brain cells pleasantly fizzle out in unison.
"Nah, I'm good."
"Drink. Talk." (Hand over a bottle of schnapps.)
"Ahem..." He prepares himself with a long drink.
"I flew from Tarisca. Small coastal town, north-east of St. Ulwen proper. Was seeing a woman there. Ripped a Vortex E6 right off the tarmac."
TechnoflexDC 13
Light craft. Single turboshaft engine and a mere 120-litre biodiesel bladder. Favoured by the Aussaunnian militia and guerrilla groups.
"Quick to accelerate, quick to burn out."
The pilots trade another look. More than impressed, they seem put off by your technical knowledge.
ShadowplayDC 10
Bandying about the fact that you're no common civilian is tantamount to wearing a sign.
"Luzian variant, in this case. Controls near illegible."
"Couple of days in, they started quelling the uprisings, and I'd heard enough about these things to know it was about to go down. So I hijacked her right from the hangar. Didn't even fully remove the tarp."
"How was it 'about to go down'?"
"They were going to make an example out of that city. Well, they did."
Cold ReadDC 12
His face twitches on the razorblade between perverse delight and terror.
"Steep climb. Almost flamed out on the way up, but I rolled her clean over. Behind me, the city sprawled like veins in marble. Beautiful."
PersonalismDC 9
He edges out onto a thin sheet of memory, like a child on a frozen lake.
"No one came after you?"
"Luz scrambled three fighters -- mainlanders, not locals, they didn't know the territory like I did. They tried to box me over the Vioren canyon but I pulled a snap roll and kissed the ridges by a hair. Left them twisting in their own contrails."
"Soon, it was just me and the ocean. And then the light came."
"The sunrise?"
"Berrion bombs."
"Phhssssshhhhww!" The mute employs what little sound he is capable of making to create a grotesque sound effect.
"Soft, colourless at first. Then green and violet waves, all over the shoreline. And colours I didn't know existed, swirling like oil in water."
PoeticsDC 12
A painter's nightmare, etched in bodies and fire.
"Those bombs don't leave ruins, you know? Not even craters. Just smooth flatlands covered in fine grey dust."
BlueprintsDC 10
And by some strange alchemy, somewhere is turned into nowhere.
"But... didn't you want to turn back? See if you could have saved somebody?"
"Ha. That's what most people say. I know two, maybe three that would have actually had the balls."
"You want more stories like that, sweet cheeks? We're full of them."
NerveDC 10
The stories affect them as much as any listener. They reopen the wound with every telling.

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"Should have exterminated the people responsible. Every last one. Their families. Their dogs."
"It's a nice fantasy."
"There's no inherent value in survival. You're here, you're alive. So what?"
"Aye. Rats survive. Pigeons too."
"At least you got out."
"Aye. Well here I am." He takes another drink and sinks deeper into it.
"Fires?"
"Searchlights?"
Let him finish.
"What did the Tenantries look like from up there?"
"Same as they always did, except for the last time. I remember sun hitting the domes of the council houses. And the harbour... hundreds of iridescent green sails. Beetle shells, we called them."
Let him go on.
Say nothing.
"A plane, I'm guessing?"
"Round's on me. Spit it out." (Put 10 sol on the table.)
"Thanks for opening up." (Change topic.)
"Wish I could say could say the same, sweet lips."

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RecordsDC 6
The Reunión: La Luz's grand annexation campaign -- slow, legal, often bloody. A creeping tide reclaiming, every few years, one more of their old colonies.
"And unofficially?"
Luzian meaning from 'La Luz'. Officially 'The Illuminated Empire'. The technofascist power just across the strait from Portofiro, and one of your principal enemies.
It holds many territories throughout the surrounding regions, including, at one point, Portofiro, which used to be a Luzian penal colony.
"I want to hear more about your exile."
He nods gruffly.
"A round for that story?" (Put 10 sol on the table.)
"Sure. Said I would. Ahem..." He takes a long drink and clears his throat.

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"What do you make of Portofiro?"

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"It's a bit shit, but it's fine."
"Duchess is the only thing that makes this city halfway tolerable." He tries to joke, but his tone slips into moroseness.
"You're saying you only stick around Portofiro for the phone sex?"

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"I hear a lot of people come to Portofiro for the phone sex."
"Yhhej." Loud João nods curtly. The rest stay silent.
Cold ReadDC 8
No translation needed, and not the slightest hint of irony. Yes.

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"That's it? What about the people?"
"Sociable enough." He shrugs. "Like friendly dogs."

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"It's got a couple things to recommend it, eh?" He wags a flirtatious eyebrow at his fellows.
"It's a bit shit, but it's fine." He ignores his companion's comment.
PoeticsDC 8
You picture the words in bold on the cover of the world's least enthusiastic travel brochure.
"'What do you mean, 'some things to recommend it'?"
"Oh, you know. Got some real friendly locals. Skilled, too." He smirks.
"You would be happy to live on a trash heap as long as you got to keep your phone sex, wouldn't you?"

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PersonalismDC 7
He means the Miracle Line. They're regulars, all of them.

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"Wait, Portofiro's specialty is phone sex?"
"Only if you're a dirty old man."
"He talks as though he hadn't racked up more hours on the Miracle Line than he ever logged in flight time."

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The Miracle Line. You immediately recognise it as the card you found in PSEUDOPOD's pocket.

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"I must have missed that part of the brochure."
"You're obviously new. Everyone knows the Miracle Line in this city."
"The phone-hogger you mentioned, what's his deal?"

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"The phone-hogger, what's his deal?"
"Just another foreign moneyman. City's been full of them lately."
"Stuck up little shit strolled in one evening, couple nights back, picked up the phone, and hasn't let go of it since."
"Rrghjj..." The third pilot emits a growl both disgusting and disgusted.
Cold ReadDC 8
That was a growl, not an attempt to speak. He would be making the same noise if he could talk.

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"Wait, who's he work for?"
"Who cares, sugar? No one in a suit ever did any real work."
"Come on. Foreign moneyman, in this city? EMTERR, obviously."
StatehoodDC 10
LIKE VULTURES TO A DYING ANIMAL. CARRION-TO-BE.

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ShadowplayDC 9
If that's true, he might know where you can find the Head of Human Capital.

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Grey MatterDC 9
In which case the phone-hog must be one of the negotiators Dante mentioned.
ShadowplayDC 9
Wherever there is money, the bloody hand of transnational capital is never far away.
RecordsDC 6
EMTERR, a.k.a. L'Empire sans Territoire, a.k.a. 'The Bank'. Equal parts global development fund and spy service. Linchpin of the Developed World.
"He's foul, but harmless. I don't see the problem."
"We all want our turn, sugar."

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"We all want our turn, sugar. Even you. We saw you over there, getting your kicks in."

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"He's here every damn day. Stays on the line for hours -- doesn't care one bit if anyone else has had a turn or not, only shuffles off once the sun's set."
"Sounds like you're jealous of his stamina."
"Nothing to be jealous of. He's an empty suit. Not even the decency to be sad."

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Grey MatterDC 9
It may have been the techno-fascists that destroyed his homeland, but it's the entrepreneurial types that his disdain is really reserved for.
"Let him rot in him wealth."
"He's not rich, SLAVA, he just works for rich people." The old man rolls his eyes. "Ignore them, Mircea, they have no idea how money works."

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"How are you proud men being dominated by a little salary weasel?"
"What are we going to do, fight him?"
"It's three on one. Easy."
"Even if somebody pummeled him half to death, he'd feel nothing. He's an empty suit. Not even the decency to be sad."
"You have anything better to do?"
"Alright, enough about the phone hogger." (Go back.)
"Believe me, we've all had enough of the phone hogger."

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"Your turn at what, exactly?"
"The Miracle Line." An idiotic smile distends his features.
InstinctsDC 13
Even saying it gets him a little hard.

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Grey MatterDC 6
The Miracle Line. Must be what that card in your pocket is about.
"It's just a sex line, Mircea... though admittedly a formidable one."
"I've never seen a payphone fought over like that."
"That's cause you don't know the Miracle Line."
"What have you got against him?"
"You're men who've travelled the world. Ever come across a secret jail?"
Two of the pilots slowly turn their heads towards the third. The silent one.
"Hhhh.... Hhhh..." In the silence, Loud João's breathing resounds like ragged wingbeats.
NerveDC 7
A leaden silence descends. You have touched on something that should not have been touched upon.
"Now what makes you ask that?"
"I'll take that as a yes."
"Hh wss lch nnng." Again, his lips move, but no sound comes out.
Cold ReadDC 12
The soundless words are clear on his lips: 'I was held in one'.
"If João wants to tell you, that's his problem. I'm not translating."

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Look at João.
Steady breathing. A gaze as missing as it is fixed on you.
NerveDC 10
He will not lower it. Defiance keeps it aloft.
TechnoflexDC 12
The glasses only magnify what is fundamentally missing from the gaze.

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His companions may not accede to tell you -- but he will. If you can understand him, that is.
"What happened to him? I want to know."
"You shouldn't."
"Why don't you tell us something... titillating instead, eh? Liven up the mood."
PersonalismDC 10
In his perennial lasciviousness, he's trying to throw a lifeline to his friend.
"How about I buy you a round?"
"Frankly there's not enough schnapps in this goddamn city. Besides, only SLAVA can really translate for João."
"I'm not doing it. If he wants to tell you, that's his business."
"Hhwwt lljj crrhh, hhuhh..." Again, his lips move in silent narration.
"How about another round?"
"Titillate this." (Give him the finger.)
"You let me try, I will." He winks at you.
Cold ReadDC 13
Read the story from Loud João's own lips.
Your attention hones in on his mouth and the minutiae of its movements -- Jaw aperture. Tongue position. Lip retraction.
"Tell me. Slowly."
"Huuhhh..." Like exhaust from a dying engine, a loud exhalation emanates from his throat as his mouth begins to work.
PoeticsDC 10
The fleeting shapes of ghost-words flit through your vision.
'Captured'. 'Torture'. 'Moved'. 'Another location'.
"Wait, but who held you?"
"Hhhcch-hrrr." The two syllables come out nearly clean.
EMTERR.

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Grey MatterDC 10
An example, to prove the Developed World was 'serious' about cracking down on human trafficking.
"They moved you around. Never long in the same place."
"Hhwwch llch ggnnll, hhhh..." He mouths on.
'Different'. 'Clean'. 'Doctors'.
At some point you begin to see the story behind the words. After weeks or months of being hauled around like dying meat from one grimy torture site to another, suddenly he arrives in a sterile facility.
PoeticsDC 12
Terrifying sterility. The inherent cruelty of human curiosity.
StatehoodDC 8
BEHOLD! THE TRUE FACE OF THE SO-CALLED DEVELOPED WORLD.
"They took you to a medical facility..."
"Hhjjjl rrch hhehh..." The movements of his mouth slow even more as he nears the end of his story.
NerveDC 9
In your gut you already know what's coming.
'Vocal cords'. 'Surgical'. 'No anaesthesia'. 'Let me go'.
And once the experiments are done, they throw him back on the street and close the doors.
"Fuck, João..."
"Hehh..." With a final exhalation the movements of his mouth finally stop. He nods.
SensorsDC 8
Now you see it. Camouflaged in wrinkles, a necktie of scar tissue nestled in the folds of his throat.

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"I shouldn't have made you tell your story. I probably re-traumatised you all over again. I'm as bad as your captors."
It takes a few moments, but the cynical, absent smile slowly returns to his face.
"Hope you're satisfied, Mircea."
"The sick stuff I'm going to need to say to Duchess after this... ugh." He shakes his head but trembles in anticipation.
InstinctsDC 10
Pain and pleasure, revulsion and attraction, all irremediably tangled.

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"So that's what secret prisons are like... Human experimentation..."
"If I get my hands on one of those Bank fucks, they too will know horror."
"You're alive, though. I don't know if that makes it worse or better."
"They surgically removed your vocal cords and then they let you go..."
Let him go on.
Nod to show you understand.
RecordsDC 6
EMTERR, a.k.a. The Bank. Somewhere between a global development bank and a private intelligence service with allegiance to none but itself and capitalism, EMTERR is the Opera's wealthiest enemy -- and therefore yours.
You stare him dead in the mouth and utter one command:
"Tell me."
"Huuhhh..." Like exhaust from a dying engine, a loud exhalation emanates from his throat as his mouth begins to work.
'Dogs' ... 'own'... 'vellum'?
What the...?
"Hhwwch llch ggnnll, hhhh..." He mouths on.
'foreskin' ... 'onomatopeia'... 'ketamine'...
Grey MatterDC 15
What begins as an attempt to understand the ex-pilot's story soon becomes a philosophical inquiry into the nature of human communication.
CoordinationDC 9
How does the human mouth work? How is it possible that our grunts and growls are comprehensible to others, silent or not?
After a while, speech itself seems impossible.
"Yeah. Wow. Crazy story, man." (Lie, pretend you understand.)
He falls silent abruptly. The cynical smile slowly returns to his features.
"You satisfied, Mircea?" He shakes his head.

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"I'm out. I can't understand shit."
He falls silent abruptly. The cynical smile slowly returns to his features.
"I dont think I'm lip reading properly."
"I'm lip reading find, he's just speaking gibberish."
Leave it be.
"Why don't you tell us something nice, sweet thing, lighten the mood a bit, eh?"
"Hhuhh... hehh..." Loud João pants steadily.

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"I'm just really interested in conspiracies, state secrets, places that are not supposed to exist."
"Well, we're not. Not how we get our kicks."
"I'm looking for one. You don't need to know why."
"You don't find secret jails, Mircea. They find you."
"I'm looking for a colleague. Superbloc, glasses, thinning hair. He may've been using that payphone."

Alternative wording

"I'm looking for a colleague -- a sock importer from the Superbloc. He may've been using that payphone."
"From the Superbloc, eh? Interesting... but no."
"I would say ask Duchess herself... but, she doesn't talk about clients with other clients. She's professional like that."
Grey MatterDC 9
He knows because he's tried.

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"Meaning you've tried to get her to be unprofessional."
He gives you a grin and a nod. The cigar smoulders between his teeth.
Cold ReadDC 10
Caught out. Fair play.
"I asked Duchess. She confirmed that they spoke."
"She... told you? Must be a woman thing."
InstinctsDC 10
Envious.
"Well, there you have it then. But no, I don't remember anyone."
ShadowplayDC 10
PSEUDOPOD. It's as though he had been as much of a nonperson when he was alive as he is now.

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"He would have been a visible foreigner, too. Brown jacket, glasses..."
"Mm. Can't say anyone like that struck me. But a lot of people use the phoneline. The only reason why we really notice the hogger is because he refuses to leave."
"Alright, thanks anyway."
The pilots nod and return to their drinks.

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"You guys are old. You know a doctor?"
"Sure do sweetheart. The good Dr. Hugo's on his houseboat right there."
The one called João points to the path behind him, along the water's edge.
"Reassuring to know that no matter how hot and heavy it gets, we're only ten feet away from resuscitation."

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"Got some questions for you about the 'Miracle Line'."
"Please, sugar, we can't deal with any more competition. The moneyman has us down to quickies."

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"What's the miracle, exactly?"
"It's always connected, that's what. No dialing, no choice to call anyone else. You pick up that phone over there... done, she's there."
"Duchess."
SensorsDC 12
The word comes out slurred, almost as though he had to slurp back saliva to pronounce it.

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"Wait, how is that possible?"
"Coin got stuck in there sideways, devil knows when. Phone call's been going on ever since."
"One big session, sugar. At least five years long and half the city wide. Duchess versus the world."
InstinctsDC 11
The filthy communality is what they get off on.
"Why doesn't anyone remove the coin?"
"Jjjhhrch!" An indignant squelch erupts from his throat.
"Not too many people around here would be happy about that, I imagine. What I can tell you is this... when the rest of the Renotel payphones went wireless, that one stayed the same. Take from that what you will."

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"Free phone sex. A highly advanced public service."
"It's not just that, though... Whatever you like, whatever happens to be your thing, she has a way of finding it. People just open up to her..."
ShadowplayDC 8
A tremendous honeypot, in other words. Waiting to be tapped.
Grey MatterDC 10
You cannot rule out the possibility that she is a spy, that the vein has already been tapped.
"This is a profound market failure, you're all mooching." (Shake your head.)
"Right. So what's the catch?"
"There isn't one. You call, Duchess answers. Simple. Beautiful."
"And it's a single person on the other end?"
"Duchess." He repeats.
"How does Duchess make a living?"
"Why does everything have to be about money these days?" He clicks his tongue.
NerveDC 10
Mild generalized discomfort. You have pointed out the elephant in the room.

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"Because a private company owns the phone. Renotel."
"Told you." He directs his comment at SLAVA, who makes a morose clicking sound.
"Inevitable." He pockets the cash and nods at you. "Though she's never mentioned the issue of payment to us."
"And you don't find that odd?"
"You don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Still..."
"All the pay phones I've seen have some sort of dolphin on them. If anyone knows the Miracle Line's workings, it'd be Reno."
StatehoodDC 10
THIS IS NOT A GLITCH IN CAPITALISM, BUT A MONSTROUS OUTGROWTH.
Grey MatterDC 10
They act like the issue of money is secondary to the existence of the miracle line -- it's not. This is the issue itself.

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"So how did you guess?"
"By looking around."
"There's no way she could be on the line all day without making money, unless... maybe she's not human?"
"Oh, SLAVA would just love that, wouldn't you?"
"Better than most humans, I know." He shrugs you both off.
"If it is about money... it's not in any way that concerns us. Line's been free for as long as anyone can remember."
"Actually, the money angle is not very interesting to me."
"What else could she be getting out of it?"
"The pleasure of our company."
NerveDC 12
A shudder passes through you from the sheer pleasure of his company.
"How does this 'Duchess' make a living?"
"I've used the Miracle Line."
"We know, sugar. We were watching you there. How was it? Seeing stars already?"
"I found her pretty mid-tier."
"Well then you're more frigid than a haul of export shrimp." He curls his lip in disgust.
"Hate to say it, but I agree with the idiot. It's rare to find someone whose thing Duchess can't find."

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"She did make me feel various loin-things."
"Man, woman, old, young... I haven't seen her miss yet."
EntanglementDC 10
A slender finger slips into the black curls of a phone cord and twirls them around itself... suddenly it pulls, and your breath cuts short.
"Her skillset is impressive. A true professional."
"Maybe professional... maybe it just comes naturally to her."
"Seen this before?" (Show the card you found on PSEUDOPOD.)
"Will you look at that..." He passes the card on to João.
"Hehhhcch..." His eyes widen for a moment, and he nods, then passes it again.
"Now where did a sweet thing like you pick that up?"
"In the pants of my catatonic colleague."
"What a way to go, eh?" A round of chuckles spreads around the table.
"Phhgggrl!" Spittle flies from his tongue as he simulates wholesale sexual annihilation.
PoeticsDC 10
Rapturous fantasies of masturbatory death overtake them.
PersonalismDC 10
Behind the jokes, there's a seriousness -- it's their one true pleasure in life.
"Don't worry, I'm sure that's where you're headed."
"Why, you're too kind. You want to help me get there?" He guffaws.
"You used to see a few of these floating around, but not for years."

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"To answer your question, you used to see a few of these floating around, but not for years."
"Figure it was from before that phone was permanently hooked up." He hands the card back to you.

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"I don't think he was on the phone, he was listening to a disc."
"I've saved some recordings of Duchess, too. To use privately, you know."
"Found it on the street." (Lie.)
"Nice piece of memorabilia."
"Never mind that, have you seen it before?"
"You're all very open about having phone sex around each other."
"I've got nothing to hide. Can't speak for PIGEON, though."
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"It's fine. I have my own phone thing going too."
"Hhhcchh..." João perks up and edges close.
"You want to tell us, don't you? Come on, what's your thing?"
PoeticsDC 10
Your controller's razor-edged voice comes to you, cold light from an infinitely distant star.
"It's mostly platonic."
"It's the same with me and Duchess. I used to ask for some kinky stuff, but not anymore. We're friends, now."
InstinctsDC 10
The john is always the enemy. She may have made him think they are friends, but they are not.
PersonalismDC 10
You can believe him or not, but the other pilots do, and they are eating their hearts out.
"How's that work?"
"Talk to a person for long enough, it's inevitable you end up becoming close. Provided of course you don't spend all that time asking her to make animal noises." He gives his mate a sidelong look.
Cold ReadDC 10
Toying with them like a cat with its prey. Now he breaks off another leg and watches the thing limp.
"In fact, regarding Duchess... I have a favour I need someone to do for me. You don't think you could help me out, do you?"
"What is it?"
"I bought a gift for Duchess' kids some time ago, but I haven't been able to drag myself all the way up there..."
Cold ReadDC 9
Eyes widen. The other men regard him like some kind of God.
"Can you give it to her for me?"
InstinctsDC 11
Something's not right here. He's not exactly lying, but... nor is he telling the truth.

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"I don't know, something about this feels off..."
"Why would I lie?"
PersonalismDC 7
For one, to humiliate his companions.
ShadowplayDC 11
Because he's more present than the other two, and capable of manipulation.
"Because you're a dirty old man."
"It's just some stupid wolf paraphernalia from that show the kids are obssessed with." He throws up his hands, exasperated.
"They love that shit, apparently. But alright, Mircea."

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TechnoflexDC 9
Fuck the children, they won't miss what they've never had. You need the wolf merch more than they do.
StatehoodDC 10
YOU WILL NOT BE THE VEHICLE FOR THE SPREAD OF TECHNOFASCIST PROPAGANDA TO IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG MINDS.
If you think he's up to something, the best way to find out what would be to pretend you're going to do the task for him, and then talk to her about it.

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"Wolf merch, you say?"

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"Don't tell me you're into that tripe? I thought it was exclusively kid's stuff..."
Grey MatterDC 10
Nothing like 'kid's stuff' to really hammer home your obsolescence.
"Maybe I'm just too old to get it." He shakes his head and looks genuinely put-off.

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"Alright, alright, I'm sorry!" (Accept task.)

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"Thank you, Mircea. Honestly, I'm just sad I can't take it myself."

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"I knew you'd come around, Mircea. Honestly, I'm just sad I can't take it myself."

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"Wait a minute... Here." He rummages in a bag lying by the foot of his chair and hands you a plastic cup.
"Tell them Grandpa Sam sent it. Remember that."
"Wait, 'Grandpa Sam'?"
"Ah, it's just an inside joke we have going. A pet name, if you will."
"Hrrehhh...!" João inhales desperately, as though running out of breath. SLAVA just stares at the ground.
PersonalismDC 12
Final proof that he was not bluffing about her address. It's too much for the poor pilots to bear.
"You know the Housing Campaign? Northwest from Party Alley. She's got a houseboat in the canal up there, should be one of the only ones in the area."

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"Roger. Houseboat in Housing Campaign."
"Thank you, Mircea. We'll be here."

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"Not the top of my list of priorities, but I'll be around there sometime."
"Got it."
"Wait a minute... Here." He rummages in a bag lying by the foot of his chair and hands you a plastic cup.
"Alright, PIGEON. Sure, I'll take your gift to Duchess' kids." (Pretend to accept.)
"Nope. Don't trust you, not doing it." (Refuse task.)
"Have it your way, Mircea. I'm here if you change your mind."
"You tell me."
"Yeah, sure." (Accept task.)
"Depends. What is it?"
"Oh, it's just some ridiculous wolf-related paraphernalia from some show they're obsessed with."

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TechnoflexDC 9
Sixty-Six Wolves! Fuck the children, they won't miss what they've never had.
StatehoodDC 10
YOU WILL NOT BE THE VEHICLE FOR THE SPREAD OF TECHNO-FASCIST PROPAGANDA TO IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG MINDS.

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"I'll be happy to take the merch off your hands, but I can't promise it will reach Duchess's children."
"I think 66 Wolves is detrimental to the culture."
"What do you mean, 'the culture', it's just kid's stuff..."
"Don't downplay it. Kids are who will shape the culture."
"Sounds lame. Kid's stuff."
"That's exactly what it is. Kid's stuff."
"I'm far too busy to be doing gift errands for old pilots." (Reject task.)
"Not too busy to question them about their sexual proclivities, though, eh?"
"If you ever find the time, let me know..."

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"Probably not, but go ahead and ask."
"She's not your friend, man, that's just part of the act."
"That's what you think, Mircea."
"Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever."
"She gives me orders. Sometimes she punishes me."
"Submissive, eh?"
"Come on, sweet lips. How does she punish you? Give me the details."
CoordinationDC 13
Stimulus and response. His breath quickens and below the table, his hands begin to paw at his lap.
"Mostly just witholding validation. Sometimes money."
"Bah! Sounds like the moneyman's fantasies."

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"Sometimes she puts me in a freezer."
"Oh, that's good. Like a big slab of bloody meat. I like that. I might use that."
"None of your business."
"Believe me, there's nothing we haven't heard on that phone line between the three of us."
"Huhhh..." He nods in agreement and stares at you meaningfully.

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"What kind of sick, twisted shit are you into, PIGEON?"
"I used to ask for some kinky stuff, but it's not like that anymore. Duchess and I are friends, now."
"I don't mean to intrude." (Drop it.)
"As far as I'm concerned, intruding is half the fun." He wags a thinning eyebrow at you.

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"What was that about making Duchess do animal noises?"
"Gross misrepresentation, is what that is."
"Back in the Tenantries we have a folktale about a kind of mermaid, Denizkadin, they're called, that's half woman and half sea-cow, that would lure sailors to their death. And pilots, of course."
PoeticsDC 13
The immense, blubbery mass of a manatee's lower half appears in your mind, utterly out of proportion with the svelte female torso that protrudes from it like a tumour.
"Go on..."
"The thing about Denizkadin is that they're not fifty-fifty like the mermaids they talk about here. Any one can have any part human and any part animal."
NerveDC 10
He's getting worked up again. This group has no inhibitions surrounding public arousal.
"So there's women with big fat tails. Women with flippers and no arms. Women that look perfectly normal except for the ears, which are just like two little bellybuttons on the sides of their heads..."
Grey MatterDC 10
A permutative bestiary unfolds...
"Manatees with human tits and legs..."
"Ah, a woman after my own heart."
"Ugh, here we go..."
"There's this one story about a Denizkadin that some fishermen pulled onto their boat, thinking she was just a sea-cow."
"Then they rolled her over, and discovered she had just one thing different... the wrinkled vulva of an old woman, tuft of grey hair and all."
PoeticsDC 14
A sunken grey cunt lost amid vast expanses of rubbery skin.
"That's literally just a manatee you're describing."
"It's just a folk tale, sweet cheeks. Anything goes in your fantasies."
"Folk tales or no folk tales, you have no idea the slaughterhouse pigsqueals he makes her do. You can hear them from here."
RecordsDC 13
What sounds does a manatee make? You generally think of them as rather silent animals.

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"Probably just a story the sailors told to justify why they were fucking sea creatures."
"That's what you get off to?"
"Sometimes. Sometimes, she drags the sailor overboard and I can hear her, thrashing around, splashing, moaning underwater."
"I think Duchess sits next to the bathtub for that one."
"So she squeals like a manatee?"
"Women with blowholes on the back of their heads..."
"Mm, not bad! Those are dolphins, not sea-cows, but still... not bad." He licks his lips.
"Ugh, stop, I get it."
"I don't think you do get it. Next time you see a pretty young thing... imagine her with a sea-cow body, mm... Just try it."

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"That's the least sexy thing I've ever heard in my life."
"No, no, trust me, it's very sensuous, classy stuff, see..."
"Sea-cows. Inherently hot."
"Yes, but wait..."
"Is this like an obesity-fetish thing?"
"At least Loud João isn't hooked on the Miracle Line, right?"
"That's what you think." He turns to João.
"Hhehh..." His perennial smile curls into an even wider version of itself.
Grey MatterDC 9
You thought just because it was phone sex it was verbal? Think again.
"You can't be serious."
"Hhuuhhh... Hhuhh... Huhhh... " He pants heavily, looking straight into your eyes.
Cold ReadDC 8
You realise after a moment that he isn't just doing his usual thing -- he's demonstrating.
"That, for an hour."
"So he pants, and what does she do?"
"Pants back, I guess."
"All things considered, it's more vanilla than what most people ask for."
"Hhuuhhh... Hhuhh... Huhhh... " He goes on panting.
InstinctsDC 13
Fear becomes desire. Revulsion becomes attraction. Death becomes sex, and then death again.
"Hey, man. whatever gets you off."
"Hhuuhhh... Hhuhh... Huhhh... " The panting rises in intensity.

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"Alright, can you just... stop panting?"
"Stop it, you're just encouraging him."
"God, that's terrifying."
"Objectively, yes."
"But... how?"
"You know what? Not my business."
"Hhck Hhck!" Again his throat emits that horrible chuckle.

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"About something else..."

Alternative wording

"Enough about Duchess." (Go back.)
"Mm. Never enough, as far as I'm concerned."

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"Let's talk about the Miracle Line again."
"I never tire of it."
"If you still want me to give Duchess that gift for you, PIGEON, I'll do it." (Accept task.)

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"So... 'Grandpa Sam', is it?"
"Ah, so you gave her the gift, did you?" A smile ripples through the old flesh.
Cold ReadDC 10
Subtle and leering -- for the first time you see his true smile.
PoeticsDC 10
Anglerfish smile. Predatory. Testing. Infinitely patient.
"Did the kids like it?" The old man perks up, clueless.
"Yes, tell me... did they like it?"
"She wouldn't accept it."
"I hardly expected her to play with it, did I? The gesture was for her, the gift for her children..."
"You sick old cunt."
"What's the matter?"
"I knew she wouldn't accept a gift from a client, so I had to improvise. Harmless, if you think about it..."
ShadowplayDC 10
A trained operant, played like a child's instrument by a depraved old man.
Grey MatterDC 9
Technically harmless, weapons-grade creepy.

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"'Sam' is her dead father. You were threatening her."
"What 'threat'? I've hardly moved from this chair in weeks."
"PIGEON... That stuff you said. Her being your friend, confiding in you..." He say in a cautious voice.
Cold ReadDC 12
Cowed, shrunken, SLAVA ages ten years as the feeling of betrayal sinks in.
"Lies. Fucked up lies."
"You said you weren't gonna do that stuff no more."
"Bah, fuck off back to your manatees and leave me alone. Still closer than you'll ever get."
SensorsDC 10
The old man's normally yellow skin blooms an almost purple-shade of red.
Cold ReadDC 10
He's experiencing what men like him fear most: Humiliation at the hands of a woman.
Deathly quiet, Loud João hardly even breathes. The smile is gone from his features.

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"This is between us, SLAVA."
"'Sam' is her wanged father. You were threatening her."
"What did you hope to gain from this?"
"What? Can't a man try and do something nice for a woman, is that still legal here?"
"You're not that stupid. You know how this comes off."
For a moment he holds your gaze.
Cold ReadDC 13
A snarl flickers beyond the veil of the smile.
"You can't live off phone sex forever. Might be enough for these animals, but I'm a man..."
InstinctsDC 8
He wants the real thing.
Grey MatterDC 12
There is no endgame. There is only a pulse, a drive towards something unattainable.
"I'm dying anyway. Who gives a fuck. And I knew her kids would like the present. That was no game."
"Still doesn't make it alright."
"You're welcome." He spits and goes back to his drinking.

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"Whatever. Not my business, at the end of the day."
"No, it really isn't." He spits and goes back to his drinking.
"You did this for yourself. Why is what I don't understand."
"How did you find out where she lives, anyway?"
"Please. I spent two, three quarters of my life messing around with telecoms three generations more primitive than what the Renotel network uses."
RecordsDC 9
No sense of direction... so he learned to read his instruments well.
TechnoflexDC 12
Despite yourself, you're impressed.
"These idiots could have done it too, if they put half as much energy into it as they do into masturbating."

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"So what do you talk to her about, since everything about being her friend was a lie?" (Conclude.)
"After all that high-and-mighty stuff, you're still wondering about an old man's sexual proclivities, eh, Mircea?"
"Guess it's only fair. You did do me a favour, after all..."
"The real favour would be wringing your neck."
"You think I would care?"
"Alright, let's hear your twisted, fucked up fantasy."
"When we talk, I'm back in my military days, flying a V-138 bomber."
StatehoodDC 10
A STATE-SPONSORED KILLING MACHINE.
TechnoflexDC 10
It'd be hard to focus, what with all those switches and dials to play with -- but you could manage to picture it.

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"Let me guess, she's your co-pilot, sucking your cock at two thousand kilometres per hour?"
"No. Duchess is Luzian. I'm on my way to bomb her city. Just me, the button, and the extermination of a whole race of pigs."
InstinctsDC 14
Death lust, in your jaw and in your cunt.
NerveDC 12
If orgasm is 'the little death', then death is the big orgasm.
"Tell me more."
"She starts screaming as the air fills with the angry buzzsaw sound of a hundred rotors."
"Then the bombs start falling, and then she really screams."
TechnoflexDC 10
Saturation twists the sound output on the receiver, the signal more than the electronics can bear.
"She screams for me until her voice goes hoarse and she can't keep going, and then... she goes silent. The whole city goes silent. It's over."
"Whoah."
"You asked, Mircea."
"And if you ever feel like screaming... Just call me." He winks.

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"That was some real dark stuff, PIGEON."
"I'll forgive you just because that was so fucking hot..."
"Anytime, Mircea."
"Just like they did to your people..."
"No, no, those were Berrion bombs - instant annihilation, no pain, no traces. These are conventional weapons."
TechnoflexDC 11
The analog joy of greased levers actioning release mechanisms, sixty pound warheads sliding out into the sky with a whisper like a sword unsheathing.
"Indenciary bombs. Cluster munitions. Blood. Shrapnel. Women pinned under rubble. Screaming."
"Even more fucked up."
"Can't have a fantasy with no people in it, Mircea."
Cold ReadDC 11
Meanwhile his companions begin to squirm.
PersonalismDC 13
Even for them, this is a bit much.
"This is not for me." (Go back.)
"Ha! You asked, Mircea."

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"Even better."
"Right?"
"That's enough for me. I'm out."
"And she's, what, your dutiful girlfriend waiting back home?"
"And who's Duchess in that scenario?"
"The enemy. She's Luzian, you see, and I'm on my way to obliterate her city. Just me, the button, and the extermination of a whole race of pigs."
"On second thought, keep your proclivities to yourself."

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"Stop playing dumb. What's your game here?"
"No play at all. Or, well, hardly a game." His eyes twinkle.
"See you around, captains." [Leave.]
"Until the next time, sugar."

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"I don't know how you managed to kick the hogger off the phone, Mircea, but we owe you a drink."
"Hhuuehh..." It is Loud João that pours it this time, beaming.
"You're welcome, boys." (Accept drink.)
The characteristic taste of Portofiro's local schnapps is as foul as ever, its effect as soothing.
"What brings you back here?"

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"No thanks, and I didn't do it for you."
"Ah, but it is us that are going to reap the rewards, though." He drinks it himself.
"Mircea." PIGEON nods at you.

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"I don't know how you managed to kick the hogger off the phone, but believe me when I say we're in your debt." The old man looks at you with unabashed gratitude.
As he addresses you the gazes of his two tablemates veer toward you like cataractic headlights.
InstinctsDC 10
Slavering, impotently aroused, hyena-attentions.
"The hogger?"
"Miserable bastard hadn't let go of that receiver for a week. But never mind him, what about you..."
"You're a long way from Mircea." He smiles knowingly.
Cold ReadDC 9
Clocked you instantly, even though your accent has been diluted in the decade-plus since you left.
"What happened, sugartits? You get lost, or are you just looking for company?"
InstinctsDC 7
Kill this lecherous geriatric.
"Say that again. I'll put that cigar out in your eye hole."
"Ah, come on, it's just a term of endearment!"
"Ha! Do it anyway. I would pay to see that. Would you pay to see that, João?"
"Huhhh..." Almost totally silent, the third one just breathes and nods excitedly.

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"Animals. That's how it is with most pilots, though. At the very least we owe you a drink for getting rid of that phone hogger -- here." A shotglass slides across the table to you.
Grey MatterDC 10
More than a courtesy, he is establishing hierarchies. You and him -- human. His companions -- sub-human.
"If they're animals, why do you hang out with them?"
"Because I'm an animal too." He smiles grimly.
"Cheers, animals." (Drink.)
Schnapps. It washes stinging down your throat, followed by a kind of anaesthetic vapour that rises all the way into your sinuses.

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"We're all strangers on this island, Mircea, why don't you join us?"

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SensorsDC 7
A few metres away, your target continues to pant and sweat as he whispers into the payphone, the cable still wrapped around his neck.
ShadowplayDC 9
He's made himself the hateful object of the old men's attentions as well. They might have a way in.

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SensorsDC 7
A few metres away, the well-dressed young man continues to pant and sweat as he whispers into the payphone, the cable still wrapped around his neck.
Not ten metres away, a young man clutches the payphone to his ear, whispering urgently.
"We're all strangers in this city, why don't you join us? We've got nothing better to do, at least until the phone-hogger over there fucks off or dies." He gestures over his shoulder.
"Just talk, no drink."
The old man shrugs and drinks it himself.
"Animals. That's how it is with most pilots, though. Here." A shotglass slides across the table to you.
"Pretend this is a public service, a wellness check for the impotent and friendless."
"Huhh..." Silent thus far, the third old man says nothing, but grows visibly excited.
"Fair warning, between us we've only got a few sol to our names."
"Whatever. I've got questions for you guys."
"Huhh..." The third of the old man say nothing but breathes loudly, fixing you with a stare.
"I have no reason to take this." [Leave.]
"Wait, miss... I'm sorry..." More confused than repentful, the old man stretches out an impotent hand as you leave.
"Happy to be of service."

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"Decided to give us another chance? I apologise for my friend's choice of words earlier."
"Didn't mean nothing by it, miss."

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"You're not Portofiran." The old man looks you up and down.
Cold ReadDC 11
Neither is he. It's in the accent -- vowels musicalised, R's straining not to trill.
As he addresses you the gazes of his two tablemates veer toward you like cataractic headlights.
InstinctsDC 10
Slavering, impotently aroused, hyena-attentions.

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"Neither are you."
"It takes one to know one. And you..."
"Yeah, so?"
"Foreigners always have the best stories. Much more interesting than the local fauna. And you..."
"You're wrong. I'm Quisach born and raised." (Lie.)
"Vowels like that? I don't think so. I was going to say you look Mircean... but now I hear your accent, you sound it, too." He smirks.
Say nothing, just give him a look.
"Whatever you did to the hogger, he looks proper sad for once." The old pilot tips his drink to you. - ZERO PARADES