"At last, Reality's lackey shows her cowardly face. Stay tuned!"

"At last, Reality's lackey shows her cowardly face. Stay tuned!"

"And so Reality's lackey returns."

"Ah, the Lieutenant-Prophet returns."

"... Moon #4 is, of course, a dual moon. A hemispherical necessity, you see..."

"Reality's lackey has arrived, just as expected!"

"Stay tuned, partisans. You don't want to miss this next segment."

"The enemy approaches in our uniform. Promising start, or false bag?"

"Face hidden behind some ridiculous contraption..."

"Sporting carabinero garments, no less. Very ominous!"

"Face and thyroid gland on full display, no less!"

"While we wait, remember: all Ascension Packs are 10% off."

paper crinkles

"... background actors repeating, further evidence of 'budgetary constraints'..."

"... weather variations, all of which I've mapped..."

"Pigeons? Obvious rush-job. Their wings don't even flap properly."

frantic crinkling

"... false boundaries. Nothing but painted boxes, devoid of contents..."

rattling pill-bottle noises

"... all while some court-appointed snake-person tells you how to spend your money..."

"... bespoke skeletons, each uniquely devised to restrict your freedom of movement..."

"They tell you it's all 'in hand', but whose hands? That's what I want to know!"