"Oh. Hey, baby girl..."

"Oh. Hey, baby girl..."

"Just the woman I need to see."

"You got here right on time."

"Man, what a night."

"Slow down, baby. Don't miss the best part of your day."

"First whiff is a gift from me."

"Need a new coat? A smoke? A reason to smile?"

"Looking for a sign? I got three in my front pocket."

"Artisanal. Locally sourced. I'm a pillar of the community."

"Couldn't stay away, right?"

"Wallah, I'm maybe too gifted."

"Tell your friends about me."

"Goat Eyes is the name, making your day is the game."

"Baby, you know me. Mr. Unforgettable. AKA The Whole Package."

"... You know, the Bud Baron. The Supplier of Fire."

"... the Secret 67th Wolf. Yeah, the Curb-Side Alchemist!"

"... Mocha Mogul. AKA One-Man Armada. AKA The Goat With The Most."

"Or you can just call me... the love of your life."