"Saw a pigeon eat a cigarette butt there one time."

"Saw a pigeon eat a cigarette butt there one time."

"Remember when that was a griefsludge bar."

"Saw a dog piss on another dog there."

"Haven't seen Julie around in a while."

"Cum Canal played in that basement."

"These young radicals don't know anything."

"Didn't used to let tuk-tuks park here."

"Cops have got uglier. Regressing."

"Julie says they're gonna ban indoor smoking next."

"Since when are toilets only for customers?"

"Probably time to steal another book."

"Got my first pole polishing behind that bin."

"Maybe Julie'll let me sleep on her couch again."