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A strange feeling courses through you.

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A strange feeling courses through you.

The man you shot lives on. Not just in this advert, but in the minds of those who watch it.

His ideas will spread across the city, passed down through generations, like paranoiac family heirlooms.

They may not even mourn him. Someone else could just wear the bag, adopt the title.

Or they could use his death as proof that he was onto something.

Perhaps an enthusiastic grunt, acting on their own initiative, to please their commanding officer.

A professional would at least alter their voice.

Careful, he's about to prematurely oraculate.

The excitement, the anticipation, it's all got you feeling a little on edge.

For a second, you see a third eyehole open in his bag. But then it goes.

THE PEOPLE. UNITED. UNDER ONE BAG.

This is the kind of bag-on-bag action the villains at the top want to deny the world.

A mish-mash of conspiratorial nonsense commonly found in most of the Developed World. One exception: the boars, which may just be a local oddity.

What else are they hiding from us?!

A child sits cross-legged, giggling at 'the funny man' on-screen. Her parents look on, glad she's there and not caught up in any trouble -- not realising how much their overprotectiveness will cause in years to come.

A brown paper bag. That can only be...

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